February 7, 2012

The Things Children Say!

Kids say the darndest things!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, [...]

Irony At It’s Best

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One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but Ihave no room for you.You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going [...]

Willie Nelson’s Lastest Pot Bust

Willie Nelson

CNN News Willie Nelson’s latest pot bust could be settled for a song and $100, a west Texas prosecutor said. “You can bet your ass I’m not going to be mean to Willie Nelson,” Hudspeth County Attorney C.R. “Kit” Bramblett told CNN Monday, confirming his plea recommendation. Nelson, a treasured icon in the Lone Star [...]

Charlie Sheen Win!

Charlie Sheen Winning

Joe and the Elephant ~ A Touching Story

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Pretty neat story. In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, [...]

Reward Failure

Obama Dumb

Reward Failure.

Why we shoot deer

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Why we shoot deer in the wild (A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this) I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. [...]

D.C.? Deadbeat Central

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Cartoon by John Cole, The Scranton Times-Tribune A few other things come to mind as well.

Cheer Up! It’s Just A Little Shrinkage…

I imagine the political waters in Washington are pretty chilly this time of year! How would you rate Barack Obama? Excellent! A+++ Would elect again! Pretty good. But I think he could be doing more Meh… I could go either way on this one. Pretty bad. Things are bad and he makes me FEEL bad! [...]

It cost billions to develop

Quantcast Add to Favorites political pictures – it cost billions to develop just DON’T hold it like this… it cost billions to develop just DON’T hold it like this… (Steve Jobs) Caption by: dandandaman91 via it cost billions to develop – Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden [...]